Skivviss
Skivviss is a nasty piece of business dreamed up by a frustrated software engineer. When planted, it skulks directly to the accounting database and "eats" a frequently used math calculation-checking program, taking over its functions. Then Skivviss examines all project proposals as they come in, selecting victims at random from among them, and inflating the budget estimates in such a fashion as to make them appear that the project sponsors are padding the accounts. That simple job done, Skivviss then passes the poisoned projects on to the accountants, who do the actual dirty work of flatlining said projects for attempting to slip something past Accounting!
The sad part is that by last unofficial count, Skivviss has a 87% success rate .
Options: Pseudo-intellect, Movement, Recognition, Memory; Killer Il subroutine.