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'''Kerry Eurodyne''' has three [[:Category:Cyberpunk 2077 Computers|computers]]. Two can be found in his [[Kerry Eurodyne's Villa|villa]] in [[North Oak (2077)|North Oak]], and a third outside the villa next to the waterfall. All computers have the same messages and files, excluding the one in his second-floor living room, which contains emails between Kerry and his manager L.B. Kovachek after Kerry's missions are completed, and [[Kerry_Eurodyne#Concept_Songs|three songs]] in progress that are present from the start.

==Messages==
===Painting - nude with sword===
{{CompMsg
|title = Painting - nude with sword
|from = [[Kristina Lundmark]]
|to = Kerry
|transcript = Kerry, did you get a chance to take a look at the sketches I sent? Is that more or less what you were going for? You know I love working for you, but I'm juggling other projects, too...

Besos!

<nowiki>-----</nowiki>

From: Kerry Eurodyne 
To: Kristina Lundmark 
RE: Painting - nude with sword

Sorry Krissy, totally thought I got back to you. Anyway - yep, that's exactly what I was going for. Hella preem. Slather on that symbolic Samurai bullshit, make it so nobody's gotta think twice about why I put up a wall-sized portrait of my own naked ass.

Let's do this thing! You're the best!
}}
===Rayfield - details===
{{CompMsg
|title = Rayfield - details
|from = Kerry
|to = [[Rayfield]] [[Night City]]
|transcript = Here's the updated technical specs for my [[Rayfield Aerondight "Guinevere"|Rayfield]]. Price is no object, but if you try and fuck me over believe me I'll know.

<nowiki>-----</nowiki>

From: Rayfield Night City 
To: Kerry Eurodyne 
RE: Rayfield - details

Dear Mr. Eurodyne, 
Confirming reciept of your instructions and the specification. We will make all efforts to ensure you are completely satisfied with your vehicle. 
Please see updated quotation attached.
}}
===Cook?===
{{CompMsg
|title = Cook?
|from = [[Ariel Velasco]]
|to = Kerry
|transcript = Kerry, that makes no sense. I can barely make toast. Don't think you wanna pay me that much to sit together in the kitchen over a burned dinner. Maybe I can learn to mix drinks? Like the ones you made yesterday. Either way, sorry, not for me.

<nowiki>-----</nowiki>

From: Kerry Eurodyne 
To: Ariel Velasco 
RE: Cook?

Ariel, come on, you're great. We just got distracted talking, that's why the adobo turned out like shit. Besides, where am I supposed to find another Filipino chef? Already lucky to spot you at that party. 
Or I dunno - you like plants? Could be my gardener, be pretty preem too.
}}
===Presents===
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|title = Presents
|from = [[Louise Nordin Eurodyne]]
|to = Kerry
|transcript = The kids say thanks for the presents. Seems they were all pleasantly surprised they have a fucking father after all. If you were trying to buy their love, well - congratulations. They're happy enough to want to come see you.

<nowiki>-----</nowiki>

From: Kerry Eurodyne 
To: Louise Nordin Eurodyne 
RE: Presents 
Louise, come on. You know I can't have Ted and Kim over here. 
I'm living here with fifteen figure skaters and a wind-up version of one of those organ grinder monkeys. 
This is no place for children.

<nowiki>-----</nowiki>

From: Louise Nordin Eurodyne 
To: Kerry Eurodyne 
RE: Presents

Read that one aloud to them. Too bad you weren't there to see their faces.

<nowiki>-----</nowiki>

From: Kerry Eurodyne 
To: Louise Nordin Eurodyne 
RE: Presents

Are you out of your fucking mind? Why are you getting them involved? I'm serious, they can't stay here with me. 
But you know what, maybe we could go on a trip somewhere? They had a lot of fun on the islands last time. 
Actually, why don't you just go with them? I'll take care of the hotel, tickets, everything, just tell me when.
}}
===Guitar===
{{CompMsg
|title = Guitar
|from = Kerry
|to = [[Aram Grigorian]]
|transcript = Aram, you still haven't tracked down the [[Kerry Eurodyne's Guitar|Orphean]]? I've been waiting on your call. Thing is, I need it like yesterday... or at least the closest thing... doesn't even need to be the same axe, just has to be something special. Need the guitar for one night. Beg, borrow or steal, I don't care, I'll still pay you.
}}
===Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.===
{{CompMsg
|title = Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.
|from = Kerry
|to = [[L.B. Kovachek]]
|transcript = I deleted the last bajillion messages, but whatever. You made a fucking fool of me and I won't forget that. Can you stop sticking your nose in my biz? (A nose which, I might add, is covered in shit from being so far up the asses of those cigar-smoking fat cats at the label. Or is it their noses up yours?) Either way, it's not like you care about what I want anyway. And no, I'm not planning on changing my signature. 
 
Kerry Eurodyne 
SUCK MY DICK, KOVACHEK
}}
===RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.===
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|title = RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.
|from = [[L.B. Kovachek]]
|to = Kerry
|transcript = Kerry, I totally understand why you're upset at how things turned out. Of course, we can keep you posted on every single detail, but how many times have I heard you say you don't "give a flying fuck" about particulars? Before I go tar and feather myself, let's look at this with a clear head. Everything went as well as it could've: you have amazing PR, media presence is the best it's been in years, and a whole new chunk of listeners is getting into your music. You call it a failure of management - wanna know what I call it? A HUGE SUCCESS. 
Love you man, 
-CB
}}
===RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.===
{{CompMsg
|title = RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.
|from = Kerry
|to = [[L.B. Kovachek]]
|transcript = If it was up to me, you'd be sitting in a Max-Tac quarantine cell for YOUR cyberpsychosis, 'cause only a cyberpsycho would dump this shit on me and call it their "opinion." Do you realize if I could fire you, you'd already be scraping the bottom of a feeder in Watson? Let me put this in words you'll understand: GO FUCK YOURSELF 
PS: And yes, I CONFIRM that I don't want them to include me in that piece about celebrities with cyberpsychosis. Are you completely WHACKED?! 
Kerry Eurodyne 
SUCK MY DICK KOVACHEK
}}
===RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.===
{{CompMsg
|title = RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.
|from = [[L.B. Kovachek]]
|to = Kerry
|transcript = O! my bright shining star! What must I do to quell thy fiery temper? :) True, it's not that easy to get rid of me - after all, a contract's a contract. So please, I beg you, don't loosen your lawyers' leashes. Let me ask you this though: are things really THAT bad? Look at how much we've achieved together. KERRY EURODYNE is a BRAND. A LIVING LEGEND. An IDOL to more people than any other celebrity could ever dream of! Consider, in that delicate little rockerboy's heart of yours, that if it wasn't for your ever-loyal crusader, ol' Uncle Kovachek, who else would've nudged you in the right direction at the right times? 
With undying love, 
-CB
}}
==Files==
===Vision of your Memories [like this one]===
{{CompMsg
|title = Vision of your Memories [like this one]
|from = 
|to = 
|transcript =
Whisper your desires in my ear 
I won't punish you, believe me, I swear 
It's (S)ex Machina 
Ex Machina Sex Machina 
Fenyloetyloamine 
Noradrenaline Dopamine Oxyocin 
Ex Machina Sex Machina 
Remember the day we met? 
First time I saw you, it was match point and set 
Never told you, was never the right time 
That in that moment, I knew you'd be mine 
I built a vision of your future memories 
Where you whisper, open up your heart 
Reveal the place where I once had a heart 
I listen to the stories I wrote down 
Thinking of you, for you - this story 
Woven from neon, chrome and blood 
The hero's always you, always you, always you 
I'm nothing but a shadow in the book of your memories 
A little thorn in your memory 
Just a little longer, little longer, little longer 
<nowiki>---------------</nowiki> 
could be an issue with melody here, check with producers, maybe they could think of something? 
maybe this could be a single? 
they're gonna ask who this is about... even if I wanted to tell them the truth, do I even know what's hiding behind these words?
}}
===Dark Matter [hmm... or maybe Dark Energy??]===
{{CompMsg
|title = Dark Matter [hmm... or maybe Dark Energy??]
|from = 
|to = 
|transcript =
This space between us 
Filling up with dark matter 
(Everything left unsaid 
Everything left unthought) 
Dark matter binds us together 
With particles of anger 
With atoms of hope 
With the ancient dust of distant stars 
That which divides us 
Invisible to the naked eye 
An unmagnetic force of attraction 
A metaphysical repulsion 
The quintessence of spiritual communion 
How many years has our universe been expanding 
Still waiting for the big bang 
I'm dark energy, baby 
And you're dark matter 
You and I, we're unfathomable 
And nobody can sink to our depths
}}
===Shivers [working title?]===
{{CompMsg
|title = Shivers [working title?]
|from = 
|to = 
|transcript =
Admit it, baby 
I'm your favorite scar (shivers) 
You like it when it itches 
When it reminds you of the pain (shivers) 
You like to remember 
When every word poisoned your blood 
I know you don't wanna suffer 
But this is something much deeper 
They're shivers, they're shivers, they're shivers 
My caresses are an act of violence 
Everything to you that's holy 
Gives you shivers, shivers, shivers 
Damp air on your skin, I know 
You want more, and more, and more 
You see future constellations 
Things you've felt long before 
You put everything on speed-dial 
In the casino of Neglected Dreams 
The dealer gives you a wicked grin 
Who knows, maybe you'll win 
And that's when you feel it 
My body on your skin 
<nowiki>---------------</nowiki> 
hmmm, maybe the speed-dial is a bit jarring? 
chorus needs a really tight, strong beat with riffs in between like NC's never heard. It's gonna be a hit - I can feel it.
}}
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